Red roadster on a launch stage with a tiny armored kitten holding a glowing sword

Flying Cat Wif Sword

Roadster, Cat Edition. Nine lives included.

$f/swordcat · Solana
Roadster with the sword kitten floating above Earth

Landed on its feet. In orbit.

Cats always land on their feet. This one just never came down.

9Lives
0.9s0–60 mph
∞Naps per orbit
Studio product shot of the roadster

Specifications

Roadster, Cat Edition

Driver
1 ginger kitten, pink bow, full plate
Sword
Standard. Twice the cat's height
Lives
9, hot-swappable
Autopilot
Ignores you on purpose
Seating
2, but the cat takes both
Charging
Naps in the sun
Interior
Scratched. Lovingly
Ticker
$f/swordcat
Factory line of red roadsters with tiny armored kitten workers

Built at the Gigacattery

Every unit inspected by a tiny knight who knocks one bolt off the table per shift.

Roadster lifting off from a desert launch pad on a column of fire

Launch Day

No presale. No waitlist. The cat decided it was time, so it's time.

Roadster flying above a night highway with a trail of light

Full Self-Flying

It goes where it wants. You were never driving.

Roadster in the design studio
Ginger Red Multi-Coat

Delivery

Take delivery in four steps

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Download Phantom or Solflare. Write down your seed phrase and tell no one, not even the cat.

  2. 02

    Load SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet address.

  3. 03

    Open pump.fun

    Paste the $f/swordcat contract from the order panel. Check it matches this site.

  4. 04

    Swap and hold

    Swap SOL for $f/swordcat. The cat drives, you sit where it allows.

Dark teaser of the roadster with the glowing sword

One more thing

The dog got the first one.
The cat got the upgrade.

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